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Marquee (neé “Mark”) is the demon twink team creative. He graduated from SVA and all of his friends went to work for fashion brands and influencers, and he’s completely insecure about working this gross boring job. That doesn’t stop him from dressing for the job he wants, and no one on the team is sure how to tell him that mesh shirts are not appropriate attire for this workplace.

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Wes is the middle-aged team lead. He’s a twice- divorced father who spends most of his time on his boat or at the bar. The #hustle mindset drives him – yeah, you guessed it, he loves the GaryVee podcast. His goals? Crushing KPIs, driving ROI, and finding a new wife – third time's the charm?!

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Martha is the team strategist. She is best described as the embodiment of the color beige. She could be 25 or she could be 55 — it’s impossible to tell. Whatever page the team is supposed to be on, Martha is just not quite there. Her goals? Get through the day and... no that’s it.

CRUDE OIL INFLUENCER

Zellia is a lifestyle guru with a wildly popular vlog channel. After a recent scandal (she swears she didn’t know that you couldn’t vape on a plane, she’s forced to accept some lower tier brand collabs. Her uptown penthouse, leased G-Wagon, upcoming trip to Tulum, and buccal fat removal aren’t going to pay for themselves, so Zellia is going to do what needs to be done – #workbitch (s/o Britney). Which is what brings her to hawking “natural oil” as a beauty product.

NO RELATION

He loves his truck, his country, his gun, and good ol fashioned American money making. Taking part in an industry planted sponcon music video about fracking – saddle up partner, let's rev those engines! He’s never actually ridden a horse nor has he ever worked on a car, but hey, that don’t mean he can’t be a middle american everyman. That’s what they said at Harvard Business School at least... (class of 2009).